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Build Demotivational Poster

HONESTY - Even some builders have it!

TAGS: bob the builder can we fix it no its fucked
Rating: 2.52/5

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:( - August 20, 2009, 8:36 pm
this asshole took my joke ;-;

FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.

TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


TAGS: bodybuilder uterus look alike ironic
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by steph1

MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
I'm certqain this has something to do with Man's obsession with that part of the anatomy. Y'know-- 9 months getting out, then 80 years trying to get back in! Nice poster! 5 fallopian biceps!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 12:08 pm
Epic! 5L Steph!
Bull - April 20, 2011, 9:42 am
Ha!! 5L!!

SPEECHLESS - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and see the look on your face when I crack a walnut between my buns.

TAGS: funny woman body builder
Rating: 4.44/5

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Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:20 pm
Glad you enjoyed it guys. And you're right rerun...I think Heaton prolly doesn't have quite the muscle tone.
Sean - October 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
She had me at ... "buns" (of course the same can be said for most women).
rerun - October 1, 2010, 4:32 pm

the scary think...she looks like Particia Heaton....but not in that good fun loving kind of way
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:25 pm

i laughed...huge laugh. you get 5L's feas....nice one dude!!!



TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm

BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport

TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

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IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


TAGS: wtf tan muscle bodybuilder
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - August 31, 2012, 12:17 am
WTF is up with that face? Does he have something shoved up his a$$?
alienmazic - December 20, 2009, 1:41 am
Hes not human...
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 8:53 am
And the guy on the right ain't no prize either!
TigerKid - April 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
it scares me o_o;;
gammel - April 12, 2009, 7:48 pm
I bet he scares the shit out of children with this grin oO

Hi!! -


BODYBUILDING - helping people with deep seeded inadequacy issues since the invention of steroids

TAGS: steroids bodybuilding
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by penny

MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 11:45 pm
If he could find it....
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
thatonechick - November 29, 2009, 11:39 pm
I hope it's not. That is ridiculous.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 11:36 pm
This can't be real. Right?
thatonechick - November 29, 2009, 11:34 pm
That's not good. :S I think he needs to see a doctor about all those growths.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:24 pm
The Michelin Man been working out on the "Hop"?
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 9:04 pm
That is just gross...


TAGS: negativity builds walls
Rating: 4.81/5

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dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:25 am
if it floods, its over
RaDninja17 - June 13, 2011, 3:57 pm
I'm getting claustrophobic just looking at this...
Derek - June 11, 2011, 9:55 pm
Damn, those gutters'd be hard to clean.
Reality Lord - June 11, 2011, 8:14 pm




TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.48/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!

PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints


TAGS: bodybuilder bodybuilding muscle
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - November 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Walnuts? Try filberts...
MissPriss - November 29, 2012, 4:44 pm
"Filled" condom, ok not with walnuts, buffed body, both look good to a woman... bahaha. Thanks for the afternoon lol.
GaryO - November 29, 2012, 3:50 pm
Good stuff...I LOL'd

YOUR MOM - Rapes your father.

TAGS: mom body builder muscle body dad rape
Rating: 2.35/5

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???

WOMEN BODY BUILDERS - When they have PMS, not only are they ugly but very scary too.

TAGS: women body builder pms scary
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 28, 2012, 5:41 am
Cheese grater for the brain?
lgvernon - March 27, 2012, 8:13 pm

I need a sharp object for my eyes.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: build bear
Rating: 3.62/5

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culos - September 1, 2010, 3:01 pm
Is that Cubby holding on to her voovs?
Mongo - September 1, 2010, 12:34 pm
Is she wearing muffs?
pharaoh15 - September 1, 2010, 12:23 pm
Now I want to build a bear, maybe it'll come out like that.


TAGS: building slowly to a mighty crescendo
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:23 pm
Oh, I thought I zipped my fly. jk You see what just happened there? That's collaboration, like Abbot and Costello. *takes a bow*
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 7:19 pm
open target there Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
I play the organ.
Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:05 pm
Well, whistling it would just be annoying now, wouldn't it?
Airman - December 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
so that's the tune I hear you humming
Sean - December 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
That's obviously the soundtrack of every decent porn movie made in the late seventies. Geez.
R.S.Jake - December 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I like the last 3 notes the best!
Airman - December 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
bingo, Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 4:14 pm
All the notes look like sexual positions...is that intentional? 5/5
aesop's folly - December 21, 2009, 4:06 pm
i don't get it
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 2:07 pm
Good sh*t Airman!


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psychotic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!

STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.

ABBREVIATIONS - I Kept Everyone Awake. . . . . Screaming & Cursing While Building Crappy Furniture

TAGS: ikea furniture build agravation hate it
Rating: 4.42/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:14 pm
By the way, no, I'm *not* available to assemble your furniture for you. One nagging, demanding wife is enough to keep me more than 100% occupied.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:13 pm
It would probably annoy everyone if I mentioned that I hardly ever have trouble with assemble-it-yourself furniture etc, so long as the screw holes are in the right place and such. I'm an engineer and really good with my hands. So I won't mention it.
rerun - July 2, 2012, 12:23 pm

The only thing I like about the place is the food.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:18 am
my daughter is getting her first apartment.. guess where we went shopping
RonE - July 2, 2012, 3:39 am
Same here 5's for the personal experience and hitting the "nail" on the head.
Greeny - July 1, 2012, 8:10 pm
5L from personal experience
rerun - July 1, 2012, 6:44 pm

This is probably one on my worst submissions. You may however share my frustration over the ability it takes to build furniture from there.

JUNIOR ROIDS - 'NEW; Kid's range just in

TAGS: junior bodybuilder
Rating: 2.18/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:30 pm
REALLY bad photochop! Try harder next time!

MAMMOTH SKYSCRAPER - Because the only honourable death, is one that leaves a crater

TAGS: suicide building
Rating: 4.79/5

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RonE - January 26, 2012, 3:52 am
Terminal velocity only works if the falling body is unaided by say... a rocket strapped to their backs. : ) So... if you are going to do it... do it right and with style.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 12:38 am
Ah Rick, I was hoping the view would distract all from the truth. I'd vote 5L on your wisdom if I could.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 3:16 pm
... Now is not the right time to mention that terminal velocity will stop you from falling any faster despite the height involved ... but 5L for vertigo causing picture & I agree completely :)
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 10:48 am
Okay, I love heights, but this one makes me woozy. :s It might be from the building in the foreground...

BODY BUILDING CUNUNDRUM - So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen

TAGS: body building cunundrum steroids
Rating: 4.53/5

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Azzameen85 - September 6, 2011, 2:08 pm
I'd hit it... No matter what she's packing...
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:33 am
I have corrected the misspelling and resubmitted...
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:21 am

sorry budog...previous comment was for alixian not you.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:20 am

you better get it right....it will beat the snot out of you if you don't
Budog - September 5, 2011, 4:47 am
Verdeckt, I will correct and resubmit tomorrow. Too tired now, almost 3:00 a.m. time to call it a night. Thanks for pointing that out...
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:09 am
I recommend a shovel, don't worry it looks like someone already has.
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 2:50 am
Don't know but I'd still tap it
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 1:23 am

SOBRIETY - It is an important quality for an architect.

TAGS: building
Rating: 4.43/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:44 am
LOL Agreed!

HOME REPAIRS - So simple, even a child could do it. After all, a brick is a brick, right?

TAGS: bob the builder was here
Rating: 3.64/5

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BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:19 pm
When I saw this I shit....5


Last-minute corrections -

POSER - Chav dressing kit available now

TAGS: poser chav building kit rnr
Rating: 2.15/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:14 pm
"Three Lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming / Thirty years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming"
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 5:10 pm
Please tell me this is real because I would SOO buy it just for the lulz. For the record, yes I know what Poser is and I use it.

meanwhile at the north pole -

TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas

NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece


TAGS: just build a fence
Rating: 3.76/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:23 pm
You've hit the bull's eye. 5L's for the ugly truth.
fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 4:59 am
Just have your papers/card ready; it has been the law, and it'll save everybody the headache. I like the Motifake, though.
heresyoursign - May 22, 2010, 1:04 am
Oh look someone else who can't read a 10 page document to learn the truth.
Ed-Hyde - May 7, 2010, 12:34 pm
So if I get a tan, don't go to Arizona?
Cubbybear - May 7, 2010, 12:51 am
Hairy tacos anyone? I always loved that.
agdaniele - May 7, 2010, 12:04 am
Only if Sean wore a condom.
MrRandom - May 7, 2010, 12:03 am
We forgot a camera to laugh at it all afterward?
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:58 pm
Thought experiment time: Think of the smartest person you know. Now think of the dumbest person you know. Give them each a gun. Put the two of them in a car. Now put some flashing lights on top. And ask yourself this: what could possibly go wrong?
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 11:35 pm
It never fails Aggy, you make me laugh. Try... what's your point?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 11:30 pm
Wilderness Youth Project? What a fag.
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
I like chimichangas. WYP?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 11:26 pm
I like taquitos.
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
Sorry Cubby, I hate to say it, but you got your head up your ass on this one. 2L


Epic city -

TAGS: city photoshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?


TAGS: is this building pager friendly
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - April 19, 2011, 7:05 am
Thanks :)
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:00 am



TAGS: if you build it shell come
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 10:25 pm
HA! He's off somewhere pulling his own cable. 5L
ICEMAN - August 2, 2010, 10:17 pm
Poor electrician. Left out again. 5
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:53 pm
Hell yeah!
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
but a block layer gets, round the world! 5L

FEMININITY - This ain't it!

TAGS: femininity bodybuilding muscles
Rating: 4.33/5

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pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:45 am
I'd rather be fat, flabby and unfit than look like that. Oh, I am... Awesome.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:04 pm
If you are say "down there" and they sneeze...pop, there goes your head right onto the floor...I mean I'm just say'n.
steve1961 - July 23, 2012, 1:31 am
My heart and mind say that every body is a thing of beauty-however my man parts have just cried out in terror...


TAGS: if you build it they won t come
Rating: 3.56/5

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peteyb - December 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
no beard on the clams tho....
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:25 pm
Both will set you back about .5 Kg of rice.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
He's simply displaying the virgin model (left) alongside the porn star special (right)
Sean - July 16, 2009, 12:45 pm
Very funny, dude. But why does he have two? Is he one of them there pocket bigamists?


TAGS: also known as the blockhead building
Rating: 3.14/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 4:50 pm
Truth be told it's "Think Inside the Box." Named because it's the Library Administration Building in Nice. There are 3 floors of stacks in there believe it or not. How fun is that, eh!
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:41 pm
"Square head" in direct translation, but in true meaningful translation it would be "block head"
camden - October 25, 2009, 12:42 pm
actually its box head or head of box.


TAGS: building day assignment pyramids construction bosses with whips
Rating: 2.95/5

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DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 1:21 pm
Well, even the bible admits that a little
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:33 pm
Gee!!! Thanks Wikipedia....(the more you know!)
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
the pyramids were actually major public works projects that doubled as cultural symbols. The majority of workers were men who intentured themselves to the State in order for their debts to be paid off. The only slaves were probably criminals and POW's.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
story is somewhat flawed. I don't know...
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
Yep, just like men today. We sweat and toil, not because we choose to, b ut because necessity demands it. We all face our "whips." Theirs were just literal. I'm not sure if they were always "free men" though. If so, my understanding of a certain Bible
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:35 am
Actually, they were free men not slaves, and if they were whipped, it was with their consent.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. If Tut ever wants cable, you'll get a call.
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
I'm an electrician.... I know nuthin bout that construction... 5L!


TAGS: body building extreme steroids
Rating: 2.8/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 4:17 pm
all natural and hard work!

LEVITATION - Best achieved thru hallucination.

THAT LOOK - Says she should have skipped the refried beans...

NOW WE KNOW - What your next building project is

BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP - For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement


china's, new people's daily newspaper, headquarters -

TAGS: this building looks like cock
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - May 10, 2013, 2:55 pm
They work in a building that looks like a huge c0ck, they gotta have some kind of issues
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 11:03 pm
What is wrong with them?

Japanese highrises -

Check mate -

TAGS: calendar instructions are overrated build
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:13 pm

Priceless, the model looks like somebody who has done this several times.
maoworks2 - June 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Or End Up With Extra Parts ?
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:41 am

Been there, done that! Tore my shirt!~ 5LLLLL~


ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.


TAGS: sooo you building a catcave too and i hear tony is pissed
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
Actually Tony is grrrrrrrreat with everything! 5 tigers in your tank!





TAGS: ugly buildings frank lloyd wright
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 22, 2016, 11:15 am
That's The "Dancing House" in Prague. I always wanted to go there. Nice one!
concern3 - October 22, 2016, 4:12 am
Excellent, UP yours


Go Big or Go Home -

TAGS: car crash building
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - January 16, 2018, 4:49 am
I'm guessing Chinese driver...
JesusWept - January 15, 2018, 9:03 am
He gave that house a root canal job heh.